OK so I am not sure what time warp our country has entered in the past year or two, but as of late it has become disgustingly apparent that this androgynous bullshit trend isn't going anywhere. For you troglodytes out there who don't know what androgyny is: it is basically being a man and a woman simultaneously just for fuck's sake. You know you have seen them, they are seemingly EVERYWHERE. I blame that gender-confused serial killer Barbie you idiots call a pop star "Lady Gaga." I mean, she does good by telling everyone its cool to be yourself and what not, but that doesn't mean go ham on your genitals and stuff them into a coin purse between your skinny jeans so you can appear to be a fucking robot to society. Enough already. Sorry your mother fed you her placenta after birthing you out her crusty lady hole. Get a journal and take out your angst and stop parading around as an eye sore to the publicly gender-confirmed.
The worst part is, after research [because all good writers do their research fools] I found that people actually $PAY$ these soulless shells of a human body a hefty sum of money to model for them. Like, making them.... famous... I am shuttering at the thought. Modeling agencies, actually hiring these assholes to stand there and just confuse everyone. Now don't confuse this with transgender, they are on a whole 'notha level of fuckery. These are people that are simply trying to pull off a "look." In my opinion your pulling of an old fashioned game of Guess Who?!
As much as I could spend on this, I actually have productive things still to do today, like ceiling tiles in the library and watch water boil. So in parting I will leave you with a little game you can play in your spare time, Guess the Gender [link at bottom], and don't ask me for the answers. I sure don't have 'em. And I hiiighly doubt Jesus does either these days. So good luck to you. Peace and shit.
^^ Google can be scary, can't it now... ^^
