Well its sure been a hot minute since I have written anything on here. Pardon my prolonged absence I finally got a frikin job! And aside from working and getting sloshed all the time, I still actually attend the majority of my classes... well... mostly. Anywho, today's shit list has a huge fat nuissance sitting on the number one spot like a new mariah carey song on the Billboard Hot 100. That annoying fat nuissance would be the unfortunate, and highly aggrevating arrival of musics worst genre: Christmas music. That's right, I said it. Call me an athiest, a Jew, or be clichѐ and call me the grinch... whatever you want. I still love Christmas, just not the shitty tunes that come along with it. I mean, its practically the only holiday that has thousands of songs written about it and they ALL suck. Christmas music is like the ugly step child of classical american music. I mean, who gives a shit that your grandma got run over by a reindeer... reindeer fly (allegedly). So unless your grandma sprouted wings and got trampled by raindeer on a cloud, that song proves to be physiologically incorrect. And no, I'd rather NOT deck my halls with boughs of holly. I deck my halls with posters of naked women, alcohol, and other cool shit of the sort. So next time you see me twacking like a nine year old having a seizure, its because while radio surfing i caught a small clip of jingle bells or chestnuts roasting on an open fucking fire. I'm getting wayy too pissed off to continue writing this and my english paper needs my undivided attention.
Currently Listening To: NOT fucking Christmas music...
