Flu Epidimic or the lastest Fad....?

Sorry for the lack of blogging lately, I guess you could say I've been rather busy with classes starting back, the bars requiring so much of my attention, and oh -let us not forget- countless hours spent dodging this dam swine flu epidimic that has struck our college campus. Which leads me to my topic of conversation (or should I say bloggversation?) EVERYONE has the damn swine flu! Even people that don't actually have it, claim to have it. You see, this is rather annoying because those of you who have not seen a doctor and claim you have this new flu strain are severly retarded. Having the flu is not a "cool" new trend to join. If you actually had the flu you wouldn't be faking your self-diagnosis. So stop bitching about how "sick" you are with your mediocre fever, dry throat, and mild cough. Cool, you have a small virus. Not the swine flu. Not even the regular flu. Kill yourself. Thanks.

...I digress. Next question: WHO THE F*CK TOLD YOU IT WAS COOL TO WALK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HIGHWAY EVERYWHERE?? With the start of class, the usual college crowd of roughly 21,000 students has returned. And with that, approximately 12% of the student body here thinks that it is just SO cool to walk right in front of you at any given moment of the day. We have a semi-large but still small campus which has sidewalks EVERYWHERE. You and your gang of degenerate hoodlums can walk safely on the sidewalks our tuition has paid good money to be built. Continue to walk in my legal right-of-way path and you will meet the front of my little black car. Not that I am aiming for you (as many points as you would probablly be worth) but stay out of a cars way. Thank you.

I'm off to finish homework and continue my hangover from last nights bar endeavor. (Bye hangover I mean lack of desire to drink of course, if you remember I do not get actual hangovers). Hollaaa.