Jesus drank wine... WE GET IT. But I highly doubt that while our homeboy Hey-zoos was having a stout glass of Merlot with his bread and cheese he was smoking a menthol cig and telling the slut across the dinner table to shut the fuck up. If you choose to be an active participant in an organized religion, do the world a favor and stop alternating facebook statuses between "god loves everyone so much.. etc. etc." and "cant wait to get hammered at my bffs party tonight. TEQUILA wohooo!" I mean.... Good for you for leading your bible study and being a counselor at summer church camp, but please stop plaguing my news feed with contradicting messages on how you choose to spend your time. It's just nauseating... Now I know even I can be a little hypocritical sometimes, but I for damn sure don't walk into the freakin' strip club with my beer in one hand and my fresh copy of the New Testament (New King James Version of course) in the other hand. However, what I find the most extremely entertaining is when people post photo albums online with some catchy song title that is completely irrelevant to anything that your doing within your photos, and then proceed to have a mixture of fun church activities and then your crazy party you had the next night... Am I just crazy or did I just sleep through the memo... Whatever, I digress... Now I'm off to go study my bible while taking shots of vodka every time they say Jesus....
God Bless, Chug a Beer and shit.
Currently Listening To: Hypocrisy at it's finest.
one of your best yet. totally a huge pet peeve of mine. along with the entire idea of "YOUNGLIFE" in high school. psh. the entire group was probably doing lines of coke and getting drunk before meetings then they went away to wherever the fuck that retreat was.. sharptop or something and came back like AHHH LIFE IS AWESOME I AM A CHANGED PERSON I LOVE GOD but dont get me started. people who have profiles pictures with beers in their hands and then their status is a bible verse... really? really? not okay. - doslover69
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