This Frat House Looks Like A Holiday Inn Lobby....

I know this is a little delayed, but if you'd had the weekend I just had you'd probablly still be too fucked up to type two words... Anyway... I'm still sideways from the events of this weekend. Thursday was bar night in college town, nothing too out of the ordinary. Friday, well it was quite the awkward/intensely fun night. My girlfriends dad was turning 50 and if you knew her parents you would know that no event goes by without a MASSIVE celebration. We started out at her house in Buckhead/Atlanta with martinis, catered appatizers, the works. Then had a humongous sushi bar catered while still drinking and taking delicious sake bombs. After what we college aged peoples call "pre-gaming" / what 50 year olds call "a few starter drinks", a fucking party bus picks up me, my girlfriend, and roughly 30 to 40 couples ages 40-...um... ancient. ha. We are raging on this bus, music blaring (you know, the classics: sweet caroline, jeremiah was a bullfrog, etc.) We get dropped off at Opera in downtown ATL. And if I had time I would totally describe the immaculancy that was this night club, but I've been gargling adderol like its my job at the library all night and I'm too tired. But I'll abbreviate the night in a few short words: Infinite bars, hot hostesses(?), VIP booth, pitchers of vodka (free...VIP duh), guidos snorting coke off eachothers hand in the middle of the dance floor, drunk senior citizens, 30$ bar tab (don't ask..).

With that being said..... SATURDAY: little trip down to Athens for UGA game day. Tailgating at the most insane tailgate I've ever seen. Food, Flat Screen with Dish Network, Never-ending bar, 12 too many shots, etc. Skip the game (haven't liked the bulldogs since before I was even concieved in the womb...) walk downtown, 3 bars here, 3 bars there, drunk as shit in a burger joint in the middle of downtown, socialized with bitchy ass UGA sorority girls (all were either too ugly or too pretty for their rude ass attitudes, but it's cool they won't leave with a respectable degree anyway, they DO go to UGA after all...) Left the burger joint, hit the bars for more night time scandals. Multiple shots and wayy too many rum and cokes later I end up raging to this band at the coolest bar in Athens and then leave with our group and hike approximately four thousand miles all over UGAs campus to get to a ride to wherever the hell it is we were staying, couldn' tell u much about that. Coincidently a friend from Southern was practically sober (by pracitcally I mean I was too excited to have a ride slash wayy to blackout to give two shits what they had been drinking) and picked us up from some parking garage(?) and took us to the apt complex we were staying in. The rest of my night was pretty much a blur involving my feet out of the window, tossing 20 pairs of random shoes aside to find my lost sandals, chasing after some random car because I was convinced my friend was still in there, scarfind down pizza rolls at 4 Am and passing out... Obviously I woke up, still PLASTERED, and slept the entire ride back home. Needless to say... I CANNOT WAIT TO DO IT AGAIN!!

Good-freckin-Night!

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