Keggs Are A Little Too 2008 For Me...

Went to a kegger last night. I guess that's pretty self-explanatory.... Although, I did have a few moments when I seriously questioned the sanitation of the keg. Funny thing about those big silver barrel tanks of beer is that it's all fun and what not until someone goes Alcoholism 09 all over the party and does a keg stand... I mean, really? It's not like I was just drinking out of that tap that you just hoisted you girlfriend into the air to do a keg stand when we all know she just got done blowing you in the spare bathroom. Reaallllyy chick? The rest of the night I tried my best to ignore the invisible Herpes that was most likely flowing into the cups. Awesome. After about an hour of standing around a bunch of Zeta's and there random boyfriends who acted like they just met eachother every 10 seconds (insecure much?) our DD decided she was ready to drink so we left, went back to my place, got smashed and long story short I came close to passing out on my porch stairs while smoking a cig. Cool huh? Gotta love that handle of vodka you hide in your freezer for nights like this. hmmmm... Beunos Dias Seniores.

Listening To: "In This City" by Iglu & Hartly